Thursday, March 25, 2004

The Librarian

The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children's
books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself,
she would have the youngsters sign
their own names. She would then tell them they were signing
a 'Contract' for
returning the books on time.

Her first customer was a 2nd grader, who looked surprised to see a
new Librarian. He brought four books to the desk and shoved them
across to the Librarian, giving her his name as
was the custom.. The new librarian pushed the books back, smiled,
and told him to sign
them out himself. The boy carefully printed his name on each book
card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust.

Before the Librarian could even start her speech he said,
scornfully, "At least that other Librarian we had could write."


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